Moving at the speed of lazy

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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I should be in the Comic Con.
Everyone right now on Tumblr. (via geneticallypure)

scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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lord-kitschener:

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

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eldermaslow:

agent-bartowski:

rumour:

THEY DELETED THE LILO & STITCH SANDWICH STACKER GAME FROM THE DISNEY WEBSITE

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NO THEY DIDN’T IT’S RIGHT HERE REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE

uss-cumberbatch:

frustrated-fallen-angel:

nymeriasings:

legitfitneverquits:

littlemissmollymormon:

I don’t go running because I want to be thin.

I go running because

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you

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never

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know

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who’s

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going to

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show up

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and tell you

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to

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this is literally my favorite running post of all time. hands down.

of all the so-called inspirational posts about runing, this one makes me want to pick up running most.

I actually want to run now.

I actually do run because of this.

geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires